twilightpatriot:

harbi-doll:

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

Weird Al….

I freaking love Weird Al.



tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 





Anonymous
What bothers me about Hogwart's paintings is that they're all realistc or medieval-ish and just makes me wonder what happens if a wizard paints some cubist nonsensical shit. Would it move? Would it talk? Would it ask you for the password, or would it tell you about the meanings of within? I guess we'll never know because Dumbledore is not a fan of modern art

maisiewilliams:

this is a solid question



lavagoth:

padalesexy:

me in 60 years

me yesterday







nymphdomi:

andy065:

Fuck your house.

OMG I’m dying



merlerner94:

achillesfeels:

trying to get your friends to watch a show you like

image

Gentle persuasion



deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A